I need some help on my holiday! I got an itsy-bitsy-teeny-weeny-yellow-polka-dot-bikini that I wore for the first time today! And, it don't look good!
Never fear cheeky girl! Perfection's discreet Bikini Boosters can give you a smooth finish and instant lift all at once!
Simply slot into your bikini top or sew into your fave little number, polka dot or otherwise! That's what we call Perfection!
Ssh - it's our little secret!
Er, is that a serious question? Of course you can lady, pull yourself together!
Arm yourself with a bucket load of beer, some large wet wipes and a she-wee and you're all set!
If you really must have some home comforts then may we suggest you add some super warm, luxurious, fleecy Cosy Soles to your wellies.
The rest of your body may be subject to adverse weather conditions, but your precious, teeny toes will be toasty warm no matter what! You'll feel like you're walking through a deep shag pile, even whilst wading through... who knows what! Perfection!
Ssh - it's our littler secret!